WARNING: Reading this description is legally considered consent to rewire your brain.
ARE YOU AWARE: Most humans only use 10% of their brain power. WHO is using the other 90%?! What do they want with it?! We will teach you to REGAIN YOUR BRAIN from these Mind-Thieves, and lease it back to them at a profit!
Braingystics!
Welcome to the new science of knowing without thinking! Our expert “Braingeneers” will teach you how to unlock the secret patterns that govern the universe! And then turn that universe into cold hard cash! Learn the power of our Mindualization™ system that THEY don’t want you to know about. And only WE know who THEY are!
Braingystics!
DO YOU KNOW: The brain has over a BILLION folds in it?! Do you dare to unwrap your mind?! To fold it into a NEW CONSCIOUSNESS?! To fold that new consciousness into a sandwich of possibilities?! To eat that sandwich and expel a heretofore unexplored cosmic feculence?!
Braingystics!
Harvest the unique potentiality of personal cognitive growth! Stop throwing a towel into the ring of knowledge! Keep your towel! Use it to wipe that smug grin off the world!
DO NOT ATTEND THIS SYMPOSIUM UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT ALLOWING THE FULL POTENTIAL OF YOUR BRAIN TO BE HARVESTED! You have been warned about the power of this incredible promise…